It took all of my strength to lift the knock-off-brand KitchenAid mixer from the bottom shelf in the pantry, and waddle it to the kitchen...

You have your good days. You have your bad days. Then you have those days where someone asks you if you’re pregnant when you’re not....

Most of my posts are comical, or at least I think they are. You may not. Which is fine. You're fucking wrong. But it's fine. I want to...

Since it’s been awhile since my last blog entry, I figured I would come back with a BANG. Buckle up those glorious tits of yours, because...

I’m going to Bob Ross all of you by painting a picture of how my morning went from 0 to 60 in 3.5 seconds. I woke up this morning before...

"Girls Are The Worst" This is a statement that is listed under The Guinness Book of World Record’s Most Truest Statement. This is a lie,...

My alarm went off at 6:00am this morning, just like any other day. Then again at 6:15. Again at 6:30. And once more at 6:45. I laid in...

July 2017 was a month of utter excitement: my boyfriend and I moved into an apartment together. Everyone has experienced the bliss of a...

I know what you’re thinking: “how did a cute little thing like you survive jail?”. I'm here to tell you my story. It was a cold, dreary...

I can't tell you how many people have told me I should write articles for magazines and newspapers. And honestly, that's super...