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hello.
I'm almost positive that you have enough common sense to understand that the person In this picture is me. My friends call me Nikki Williams. or at least they would if I had any. I'm just a short, chubby, ray of sunshine, living my best life out here in Nebraska. The bags under my eyes are gucci, and my biggest
accomplishment is keeping myself alive for 29 years straight. I love sneezing, and I have really bad road rage.
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I consider myself pretty understandable and easy-going. unless you're driving the fucking speed limit. no one does that anymore, grow up. I'm sure if you looked in "the world's funniest people" Magazine, you'd find my picture. I get a lady boner when I think about all the beauty the world has to offer, and I accidentally touched my dogs balls one time back in 2011. The rest of the times were on purpose. joking. just joking.
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I've had a pretty average life so far. Like everyone, I've been through my own fair share of gnarly bullshit: life tragedies, heartbreak, shitty relationships. However, I do feel like I've endured a rockier road than most, but I don't regret it because without those experiences, I would probably be a much better person.
I'm almost positive that you have enough common sense to understand that the person In this picture is me. My friends call me Nikki Williams. or at least they would if I had any. I'm just a short, chubby, ray of sunshine, living my best life out here in Nebraska. The bags under my eyes are gucci, and my biggest
accomplishment is keeping myself alive for 29 years straight. I love sneezing, and I have really bad road rage.
​
I consider myself pretty understandable and easy-going. unless you're driving the fucking speed limit. no one does that anymore, grow up. I'm sure if you looked in "the world's funniest people" Magazine, you'd find my picture. I get a lady boner when I think about all the beauty the world has to offer, and I accidentally touched my dogs balls one time back in 2011. The rest of the times were on purpose. joking. just joking.
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I've had a pretty average life so far. Like everyone, I've been through my own fair share of gnarly bullshit: life tragedies, heartbreak, shitty relationships. However, I do feel like I've endured a rockier road than most, but I don't regret it because without those experiences, I would probably be a much better person.
I'm almost positive that you have enough common sense to understand that the person In this picture is me. My friends call me Nikki Williams. or at least they would if I had any. I'm just a short, chubby, ray of sunshine, living my best life out here in Nebraska. The bags under my eyes are gucci, and my biggest
accomplishment is keeping myself alive for 29 years straight. I love sneezing, and I have really bad road rage.
​
I consider myself pretty understandable and easy-going. unless you're driving the fucking speed limit. no one does that anymore, grow up. I'm sure if you looked in "the world's funniest people" Magazine, you'd find my picture. I get a lady boner when I think about all the beauty the world has to offer, and I accidentally touched my dogs balls one time back in 2011. The rest of the times were on purpose. joking. just joking.
​
I've had a pretty average life so far. Like everyone, I've been through my own fair share of gnarly bullshit: life tragedies, heartbreak, shitty relationships. However, I do feel like I've endured a rockier road than most, but I don't regret it because without those experiences, I would probably be a much better person.
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